"If I'm going to catch a disease from you," she said, "I doubt it's your finger that's going to do it."

A pointed once over, then.

Would he, though? Did he spread disease, did his body do that? The great, almighty Wizard that apparently spread chaos and destruction through the universe--could he catch chlamydia?

She laughed, suddenly, though it was swallowed up in a cough.

"Should I be concerned about poisonous body parts?" she asked, as she set to work on his belt.